New Hartness Pre-Order – Now for something completely different!

Another badass preorder for ya! This one’s my own – a comedy thriller Based (loosely) on True Events (that’s my way of saying my wife’s debit card number got stolen and all they bought with it was Jimmy John’s delivery, so I wrote a book about the experience, except it turned into this crazy modern-day more redneck, more drunken Thelma & Louise, and then we ended up somewhere with a mechanical bull and a wing-eating contest, and I swear only about a third of the things in this book actually happened, but you’re gonna have to buy it to find out which third)! 

Yes, my parenthetical was longer than the rest of the sentence it was parentheticalized into.

Click the cover for details.

Identity Theft